lol some dude offered to show me his d on snapchat, so i sent him a photo of crazy joe davola
Mark: Oh no no no! … I can’t believe this is happening… He doesn’t even floss. I tell him, but he won’t… Jesus, when can we stop?
Jeremy: Don’t stop first. If I don’t mind looking gay, I’ll seem the most hetero… At least it’s Mark… Oh Jesus it’s Mark!
“I’ll hunt you down and kill you. I am JUSTICE!”
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
Poor guy, he gets so stressed out with people not cooking correctly.
FUCK I LOVE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES